Robert Bruce Rocks and My Life Sucks

There hasn't been much to report on. Kansas City is still better than Chicago. No one will admit it, but they always end up pretending it's New York. Some kid stayed with me from SF, and kept blabbing on the phone that he was waiting for Kanye and Common to show up at my apartment. Guess what Jafar-- they aren't coming because everyone knows it's a coast game.